Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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Some of them aren'tphantoms.
Guy I work with grabs the paper, announces he's off for 'a good clearout', and anyone going into the bog he used afterwards is normally treated to something that looks like you've tipped a spoonful of Maxwell house into a wet cup.
"For fucks sake"
"Don't worry, cleaners'll be in later"
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