Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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A guy in my localhad his arm in one of those really complicated things they put on really bad breaks.
I asked how he did it "snowboarding" he replied I was impressed to get that fucked up he must have been doing something really 'gnarly' and said so.
He looked a little downcast and said "I wish! I did it at a dry ski slope before I'd even gone down once. I lost my balance landed awkwardly with my full body weight on my wrist at a odd angle and ...SNAP"
"I'd go with a made up halfpipe story if I was you.. it'll make you look like less of a twat"
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