Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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I'm sorry to hear that you injured yourself breaking into somewhere.3 weeks ago i severed a finger and partially degloved another on a palisade fence &
don't trespass, kids.
Maybe not trying to "break" into someone else's property might be the solution.
I might be generalising here but... I imagine the majority of people who aren't bitter mental cases who regularly perform B&E's wouldn't have many problems with fences.
Glad to see that they managed to save your ability to type tho.
Oh and since you've regularly lambasted me for my drinking habits - good to see you're enjoying the opiates so much. ;]
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QUICK! MAKE IT ALL ABOUT YOU!Shut the fuck up and fuck the fuck off, you fat tragic mental cunt.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:07,
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