Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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and ringo - trespass is a civil offence not a criminal one.sorry to spoil your weird burglary fantasy.
also, please fuck off.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:09,
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Oh.Well. That's ok then.
See I thought you might not have been jumping over someone else's fenced boundary in order to perform some good deed or public service. And since the majority of people who own/lease property would prefer strangers not attempting to illegally enter said property, then placing a fence in the way of would be fence climbers should surely be enough of a deterrent. Strangely enough most people who scale fences in order to gain access to other peoples property fail to do so for entirely altruistic reasons, so you can see where my confusion may have arisen from.
Since you clearly were there with no nefarious motives, then I trust there were no police involved to charge you - civilly of course. If it was your fence you jumped over - considering the consequences, I sincerely hope you don't lose you keys too often!
Either way I'm glad to hear that they've reattached your finger and I hope the recovery and rehabilitation process is not too long or too painful.
Cheers.
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