Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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I used to drink with an undertakerWhen he was new to the job he was called to pick up a suicide after the police had done their bit. The victim had hanged himself. "Grab him by the legs and we'll cut him down". The body flopped over his shoulder and his back ended up soaked in dead man sick.
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