Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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Says the man whose job sounds like basically a glorified version of colouring in.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:21,
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That's the interesting thing about colouring inEvery moron thinks they can do it, and they can - badly. To do it properly requires effort, patience and skill and people who can consistently do it well make a good living from it. I've done it occasionally and it's not half as much fun as it sounds.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:01,
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And that kids, is why he's well-regarded in the modelling community.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:18,
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Just make sure to push your glasses back up your nose after typing all that.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:22,
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He stays in the lines and everything(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:20, closed)
The fact that you have to justify it like that speaks volumes about how worthless a job it is.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:31,
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Worth is in the eye of the beholderI'd probably enjoy comic books less if they were all monochrome line-art
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:52,
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Quite so. But any beholder who thinks colouring in is as worthwhile as nursing is a worthless fucking bell end.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:07,
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