After arriving at a restauraunt, the missus and I were being shown to our table of friends.
They were sitting outside, and to get to them we had to go out of a door that immediately led onto a curved wooden bridge, that crossed a shallow pond filled with carp.

What I didn't notice was the small step down onto the bridge. I stumbled, and fell straight into the back of my missus, pushing her headlong into the pond.

I'm not sure how I survived the ensuing laughing fit. I was covered in snot and tears, had a stitch and headache and had turned an interesting shade of purple. Strangely, the missus didn't see the funny side. Good times.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:37, 2 replies)

this is beautiful and I love you.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:32, closed)

More of this sort of thing!

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 3:57, closed)