By stacking it over the elephant's foot that someone had left at the end of the book shelves as I was hurriedly walking along reading the book I'd found in the university library ...
... and thereby exploding out from between said shelves in a horizontal blur of elbows, knees and hair, yelling "Aaaaiiiieee!", and then faceplanting into the foot of a table leg, I was able to make the two pretty girls walking towards me laugh uproariously.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:51, 2 replies)

most of what you said by getting my penis out
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:59, closed)

That is by far and away the most lame strikethrough gag I have ever seen on this site.
And thus I have duly clicked it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:07, closed)