That's pretty funny!
But not a patch on 'Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven PATELS are ringing!'
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:27, 1 reply)

When you wake up tomorrow you're going to feel dreadful.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:32, closed)

dreadful like when a creepy sex pest has a sense of dawning self-realisation?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:35, closed)

Precisely that kind of dread.
The kind of 'oh fuck I punched my boss out at the Christmas party and groped his wife before vomiting all over the girl from accounts I've been creepily perving over for the past six months' dread.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:37, closed)

we've all been there, monty :(

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:42, closed)

Well spare a thought for poor old Albert Patel here. He has all that to come.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:43, closed)