Nothing funnier than a tragic loss of life is there?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:17, 1 reply)

I'm sure his grieving family are fucking pissing themselves.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:18, closed)

Erm ... shurely shome mishtake?
You encourage others to kill themselves on a regular basis as part of your being incredibly lol, but lolling at others dying ... isn't funny and you're trying to take the moral highground?

Explain yourself, man!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:28, closed)

There are no circumstances under which the sad death of a fellow human being can be a legitimate source of mirth.
You, as a top level Goth, must surely understand this?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:33, closed)

You will learn that as long as it's happening to someone you don't know, it's always funny.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:41, closed)

I thought the hateful and completely made up lie story posted by poor old Albert Marshmallow
in the runup to his total mental collapse yesterday wasn't in the least bit funny. In fact, had he not simply stolen it from the letters page of Zoo magazine in a pathetic display of plagiarism I would have found it as distasteful as his 'I creepily hack girls' email accounts' story.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:47, closed)

I too didn't find it funny, as it did appear to be reveling in the humiliation of another.
However, as you alluded to, the Zoo-style writing and content and implied plagiarism also led me to question whether or not it was actually true, and as such I simply wrote it off as another B3ta weirdo being, well - another B3ta weirdo.

But then, I can never be one to try to occupy the moral highground - not after what I did.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:57, closed)

I think the world would be a better place
if people like Albert Marshmallow took a moment to think about what they were doing, before disappearing into the black well of insanity in full view of an internet messageboard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:58, closed)

Disappearing into the black well of insanity in full view of an internet messageboard?
I don't think you fully grasp the concept of 'in full view'.

But what you definitely do have a grasp of is re-jigging Christmas carols to hilarious effect!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J_2tKCwu7Q

I reckon the kid 3rd from the right, 2nd row back is clearly singing 'PATELS!' instead of 'bells'. Is it you?
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:41, closed)

Albert.
I had hoped that in the cold light of day, newly-sober and with a good night's sleep under your belt that you might have calmed down, but no, it seems not.

I'm going to be quite firm with you now: do please stop this. People are worried. Children are crying. Women are panic-strickenly changing their passwords. ENOUGH.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:05, closed)

Also: SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:05, closed)

He went and edited the post where he suggested that to me, because as well as being particularly thick
he also lacks the courage of his convictions and is a weaselly coward of a man.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:25, closed)

Please kill yourself.
Thanks x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:32, closed)

That's better
You weren't quite coming across as an angry mental before
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:36, closed)

Oh come on, I said please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:45, closed)