I suggest you don't look at The Darwin Awards, or any number of strange/unusual deaths books, various /board posts (including the FP'd 'Fiddler on the Roof' - a reference to Rod Hull's demise), /talk posts (f**** d*** b***, anyone?), /qotw trolling about deceased parents, or even the "Stupid Deaths" sketch from hit CBBC show "Horrible Histories". They'll make one so sensitive, compassionate, and empathetic as yourself very, very upset indeed.

Probably best avoid "Weekend at Bernie's", too, just to be safe. Also, it's shit.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)