A particularly lovely moment I can remember is...
...after one spectacular dive, a player who was already on a warning from the ref stayed down, trying to convince all and sundry he was actually hurt only to be given a round of Chopin's Funeral March when the physio reluctantly stepped onto the field.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:56, Reply)