Ballet
As schoolkids we we taken to see a ballet at a local theatre, I forget which ballet it was, I think it was possibly a compilation of scenes form several ballets, I can't remember. What I do remember was that it was pretty boring to us little kids until during one scene a girl sat down on stage , opened her legs and placed a large football there and began to stroke it gently ( The ball I mean! ) Just then one of the kids from another school that had also been taken to see this stunning entertainment shouted at the top of his voice "OOH LOOK, SHE'S FUCKING IT". I think even some of the teachers giggled at that.
(Mackeson_drinker, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:57, Reply)