Nerd Label
I picked up 2 of my sons (15 & 17) from a public speaking competition they were in and on the way home we had the following conversation:

Son #1 to son #2 "Every time I at looked at you there was a group of girls round you"
Me: "So your brother's a babe magnet?"
Son #1: "yeah dad, Public Speaking does that to you"
Me: "Really?"
Son #1: "Er, no dad, you might as well have a Nerd Label stapled to your face!"
( Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:44, Reply)