It was my birthday at the weekend, so a few of us went to the pub and drank quite a lot.
Following a conversation about the nature of schadenfreude and citing some examples, I decided to visit the toilet, stood up, failed to account for balance or gravity, and fell over backwards via several chairs and smacked my head on the foot of a table.

I understand this entertained quite lot of people in the pub, including all of my friends, who enjoyed pointing at me and laughing uproariously.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:29, 10 replies)

So it went right over your head...
...the table?
(Barnetboy, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:41, closed)

Nah - another table.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:59, closed)

I was prepared to believe that you had a dog,
but friends? Pull the other one.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:51, closed)

They're very expensive, but they do exist.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:59, closed)

Can I have one?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:10, closed)

Sure - I'll be your friend.
I'll be your special, secret friend, that sometimes makes you cry.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:12, closed)

Ooh, we can listen to My Bloody Valentine together,
watch Twilight, and hug.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:55, closed)

Yes.
Yes we can.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:06, closed)

Did you die?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:20, closed)

omg i totes DIED lol!!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 8:40, closed)