My lovely wife
My wife has never seen Star Wars. I'm trying to indoctrinate her in the things in life that really matter.

Last weekend we were at a local shopping center. There were some people dressed in Star Wars outfits, trying to sell toys. Trying to put her new knowledge to use, she points to the tall, dark, cloaked figure in the middle and says :

"So, thats Gareth Vader".
(chutneyweasel, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:57, 4 replies)

Star Wars a penis
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:13, closed)

It's amazing, isn't it?
Since I met the missus, I've had to make her watch all three Star Wars films, all three Indiana Jones films, Pulp Fiction and Withnail an I. How the fuck do you get through life without seeing them?
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:22, closed)

It's like blood pudding,
you have to grow up eating it.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:06, closed)

Or cock
if you grew up as a choirboy.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 2:54, closed)