should have made me chuck up, made me chuckle
It was a drizzly rubbish day, I was walking back down the road to school and on the opposite footpath was a woman hurriedly pushing a pram... I saw her skid slightly and turned to see if she was about to fall, unluckily (for me) she stayed upright but she did a very (she's in a hurry remember) quick check of the bottom of her shoe to see if there was anything on it.

The drizzle had made the dog egg a lot less viscous than usual... it flicked from her foot into her face.

I laughed so hard it made my throat hurt, as did the 5 minutes of absolute full tilt sprinting to get to school to tell people about it.

I told my mate this story a few years ago when he was really drunk, he cried for a long time. Mime helps; just imagine stompy stompy stomp, slide, flick (in a 'ooh, hello sailor!' style) and then retching face/noise.
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:05, Reply)