I was in the pub with my mate Dave
We'd been there an hour or two and had polished off a fair few pints. These two women came in and they came over and sat with us. Several more pints later and we were having an uproariously good time.

Then Dave told this joke about an Irishman and a midget. I can't remember the details now but it was dead funny.
(Eukanuba, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:33, Reply)