I used to collect funny sounding products. Got quite a few in Brazil.
Pack of cakes called 'Muffs'

Jar of german sausages, names '4 knackers'

Crisps called 'Prick'

Some kind of fabric conditioner called 'Pox'.

They also have Bimbo bread there.

Other highlights from other countries - German licorish called 'spunk', swedish chocolate called 'plopp', and the menu from a restaurant in the airport in Buenes Aries called 'flaps'.

Most of them are floating around the Internet, as I sent pics of them to a website called rude food or something like that.
(username failed moderation, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:34, 3 replies)

Ha
I've eaten in Flaps
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:41, closed)

Brazil also has a fizzy drink called Poty and a powdered chocolate drink called Muky

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:27, closed)

Never came across those.
Sellotape is called Durex over there though. Maybe that's why the population is so big.
(username failed moderation, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:48, closed)

spain has bimbo bread, too
it's weirdly sweet and not great for sandwiches
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:50, closed)