new year's eve
i discovered something not good; lots of vodka in the pub and a couple of joints when you get home will cause you to feel the need to strip naked for a piss, then fall asleep on the toilet, forget you're naked and open the front door to your brother in all your nuddy glory
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:12, 6 replies)

Will it mean I have a brother?
That's kind of cool...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:20, closed)

you can have mine
i don't want him
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:22, closed)

Well if he's not good enough for you...
(I'm taking the Groucho Marx stance on this I realise)
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:36, closed)

:D

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:34, closed)

Or, in my case
invite my mates back to my flat, leaving them to wander through to the living room whilst I piss, and somehow forgetting twixt loo and lounge that they're there, discarding all my clothes in the hallway and giving them the surprise of their life.
Thank christ we'd gotten pizza on the way home - they were more interested in that.
(berk, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 2:19, closed)

ah, pizza
the best way to distract your mates!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:23, closed)