I drink while using the Internet
The mass of crap bought in a drunken haze and now cluttering up my house is testament to this.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:33, 4 replies)

This is why my ebay password is 27 characters long and incorporates symbols and l33tspeak.
So it can't easily be typed when drunk.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:35, closed)

I like that!
I'm currently in possesion of the ugliest painting ever due to showing ebay to friends after a rather drunken dinner party
thankfully i didnt read the listing correctly and didnt realise it was a miniature one for a dolls house
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:10, closed)

I second that motion
I am now teh prowd owner of this,

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130426966327&ssPageName=ADME:X:AAQ:US:1123
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 2:37, closed)

You should've gone for the Shrek one.

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:58, closed)