Words of Advice on Drugs
Not so many years ago, I did MODERATE drugs, as opposed to to the oft written massive drugs.

There were a few things I learnt along the way, and that are truly worth remembering. Some of which have been recanted in great and jovial detail already, but hey.

On hash: Eating it fucks you up really badly - and it'll take you by surprise with more force than George Michael in a gorilla suit, with a tube of udder mint, and a bunch of kingsize bananas.

Hot rock burns really hurt. I remember slouching in my student accomodation in a drug-addled state - almost at the point of nirvana - and then dropping a hot rock right on the tip of my bell-end through very thin trousers. This hurt. It hurts lots. I have seen grown man cry due to the pain.

If pushed for skins, the bibles placed in student halls with the strange thin (rizla-esque) paper will work if crafted correctly - and for added Kudos make sure to use the section referencing "the beast".

On Acid:

A truly great, and a truly fucking scary drug. The points of interest on this are as follows:

1) Don't take half a tab, wait 20 minutes and think *fuck its not working* and take another - repeat another 3 times, until the first one kicks in. In all my 6 times of dropping acid I've managed to successfully do this.

2) Make sure you don't have a manic, non-drug taking ex-boarding school friend who knocks on you, and your tripping chum's door wielding a knife and screaming in a high pitched voice "someone's gonna get a wedgy". It is not good for karma.

3) In the middle of winter, walking to a garage for cigarettes with your chum and then sitting in the park flicking cigarette ends up that "look like a minature battle field" as they smoulder in the snow covered grass is great. Not when both of you have gone out in shorts and t-shirts though.

4) When fucked on acid, opening traditional grolsch bottles may be a complete mystery to you. Embrace it. Love it. Watch your straight friends look at you as the epitome of evolution-in-reverse and fucktardery.

On speed

1) Speed + alcohol is trippy. Your legs don't work, and yet your brain works fast. Total carnage.

On "legal" drugs

Morphine is fucking ace. The reasons for getting it normally suck (broken leg). But those self-dispensing machines are great, especially with your earphones in and some Frank Zappa/Pink Floyd on.

Tramadol is a great second place. Got some of these when I fucked up my back - thinking "these little tablets will not stop the pain". I was giggling like a gnome and could feel no pain for about 4 hours afterwards.

And so ends the long sermon.

I'd apologise for length, but I've got a small penis and verily have to feel better about myself in some sparse way.
(spongtastic - Fisting midgets since 15.45, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:29, 6 replies)

eating pot is seriously not good
had a cough once, couldn't smoke, so i grated it onto my spaghetti on toast. felt like a zombie till the next afternoon.
as for tramadol, i was given them recently for severe headaches. they're great, but i've still got the headaches :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:49, closed)

tramadol
If you read the instructions you'll see they're not suppositories.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:34, closed)

pfff

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:22, closed)

Number 2
Made me laugh. What a bastard!
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 2:29, closed)

I take a lot of tramadol - it's brilliant.
and free!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 17 Sep 2010, 7:38, closed)

Be careful though
there are many bad combo interactions with tramadol. ODB died of Tramadol and cocaine.
And from bluelight.ru

Tramadol
Reports have indicated that tramadol (Ultram and Ultracet) is more likely to induce seizure activity when given together with a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor (SSRI [see list below]). Use of tramadol with MAO inhibitors or SSRIs increases the risk of adverse events, including seizure, serotonin syndrome, and even death. Use of tramadol with CNS depressants increases the rate of respiratory depression.

SSRI List
(These drugs can be dangerous when combined with tramadol. See above.)

* Citalopram (Celexa, Cipramil, Emocal, Sepram)
* Escitalopram oxalate (Lexapro, Cipralex)
* Fluoxetine (Prozac, Fontex, Seromex, Seronil, Sarafem)
* Fluvoxamine maleate (Luvox, Faverin)
* Paroxetine (Paxil, Seroxat, Aropax, Deroxat)
* Sertraline (Zoloft, Lustral, Serlain)


You should also avoid it with dextromethorphan if that's your thing
(unclestinky, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 18:48, closed)