Acid
A friend of mine turns up at another friends house at 12 in the afternoon, wearing nothing but an oversize pair of tracksuit bottoms, covered in, and stinking of, shit.
He sheepishly enters my mates house along with a few others, and heads straight for the shower. Whilst he showers the story begins to emerge. He, along with the others, were at a party and had decided to drop a couple of tabs of acid. Upon being kicked out of the party and all a little worse for wear, they head for the local park where my friend begins to act decidedly strange. He begins by taking off all his clothes and running around naked. He then proceeds to stand and wank furiously, at one point looking straight into the eyes of a (black) friend, uttering the words 'BIG BLACK DICK' and wanking vigorously in his direction.
He then places himself in the middle of the playground roundabout and shrieks, 'MAISIE BOWEL MOVEMENT!'. Maisie Bowell was a girl at his school. He then proceeds to shit in a sock, and all over the roundabout.
After this has continued for some time, he disappears into the bushes and returns 3 hours later wearing a pair of tracksuit bottoms several sizes too big, still sporting a huge erection and absolutely stinking of shite.
Apparently whilst tripping he thought his friends were his 'oppressors', and to get them to 'leave him alone' he would have to do something really strange to freak them out, hence the shitting and wanking everywhere.

I couldn't look him in the face again, although strangely I still wished I had been there..
(elless, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:54, 3 replies)

I thought we knew the same guy then
but his VERY similar story involved been caught by the police. Street wanking - I would like to see it. One to tell the grandkids about.

He wasn't called Ray was he?
(Radio Vicky Anyone cool Brits live in Ibiza?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:13, closed)

an extra click for shitting on the roundabout.

(Radio Vicky Anyone cool Brits live in Ibiza?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:14, closed)

Too bad it's not on YouTube
MAISIE BOWEL MOVEMENT could be an excellent meme
(ElGranto, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 2:04, closed)