I seem to remember you and DG trying to outdo each other with stories of shitting yourselves.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:45, 1 reply)

I think mine are all about the straightlaced delivery and incongruity of the shitting and the situation
whilst the joy of Deegs are the graphic descriptions and sound effects. I was in stitches when he was describing how one sounded 'like a duck quacking' and how he had to use his sock to wipe his arse.
( WormuIus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:48, closed)

I had a shit in a ditch last friday morning.
A sheep watched me do it.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:53, closed)

I think yours are all about shitting yourself.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:02, closed)

I think you are all about shitting yourself.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:33, closed)