Headache pills.
Woke up one morning to a stonking headache.
Being a manly man I decided I needed drugs straaight away to cure it.
Plus I couldn't afford another day off so looked for paracetamol in the cupboard.
Oh no the cupboard was bare!
But I did find some Feminax for ladies down below time of the month pains.
Read the label and sure enough it had a normal dose of paracetamol plus some other stuff that I thought probably did nothing but sounded good to ladies.
So I took two.
10 minutes later I'm cycling to work and the high hit me.
I felt like a stoned hippy floating 20 feet off the ground.
40 minutes later somehow made it to work by which time the high had worn off.
My wife laughed at me when I told her and she called me an idiot.
Still I now know I haven't got to pay out lots to the local drug baron if I want a high.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:58, 8 replies)

What is the magic ingredient in those things?
I'd always assumed that potions like that were just a way to sell the same paracetamol twice, and only really fooled people who think that Yakult is a good idea. Is that not the case? Is there something different about them?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:05, closed)

Haven't a clue what the other stuff is
But my missus says it's cos I is a man n the other stuff is bad for me.
Seriously, I don't have a pack to hand and so I can't tell you.
Now im going to look on teh interwebs for teh ingredients.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:14, closed)

just had a look
They've now changed the ingreedients and removed Hyoscine which acts as a sedative.
bugger them, bugger them all to buggery.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:20, closed)

I seriously doubt that there's anything in there that's sex-specific
given that you can buy it over the counter.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:28, closed)

I thought they had some kind of muscle relaxant in them
but am not so sure now
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:56, closed)

Muscle relaxant? Ewwww.
So, like, what, the flow can increase?

*BARF*
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:49, closed)

(skelp)
No, so the cramping muscles stop cramping.
Ye gods, do you guys know nothing of a lady's inside bits ?
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:45, closed)

Ahhhh
As I have no lady bis maybe they stuff relaxed my brain muscle.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:35, closed)