If I were your girlfriend,
I would imagine the feeling that I was about to die might be a rather welcome one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:49, 1 reply)

I would imagine
that considering I'm still with her after 10 years, and the fact we got married last year means that's unlikely. But have a nice day you utter fucktard.
(Pat_Gash, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:56, closed)

I've been boffing her on the sly for the past six years.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:18, closed)

Not you as well! I thought I was one of a select few
Doesn't she make a funny noise when she cums?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:25, closed)

Kind of like a deflating balloon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:55, closed)

incredible
work. keep it up, you're bound to stumble onto something witty at some point due to the law of averages.
(Pat_Gash, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:07, closed)

is that really what she used as an excuse?

( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 1:56, closed)