the blue people are coming!
i used to love smoking weed, but it made me ridiculously paranoid. i also love zombie films.

one night, me and my mate debbie decided to get smashed. my parents had had a party the night before and, as i always did at such events, i'd grabbed an empty coke bottle and filled it with several different kinds of booze to create something i like to call "shit mix". now, this stuff was potent enough to get us rather off our chops on its own, but debbie also had a few joints on her as well. as my parents were at home, we decided to take our little party to the field behind the house, where there was a little hill we liked to sit on.
halfway up the hill, we got stuck in to our shit mix and smoked a joint or two. within about half an hour, the paranoia started to kick in big time. "debbie," i said, "let's sit on top of the hill." "why?" she asked. "i just want to sit on the hill. i really don't feel safe here, please let's just sit on top of the hill."
debbie didn't want to move. "i'm comfy here," she said, "i can't be arsed moving."
i was getting desperate now. i suffer from mild agoraphobia, which wasn't helping matters. "please," i begged her, "let's just go and sit on top of the hill"
"i'm not moving unless you give me a decent reason," she said.
panicked, i turned to her and blurted out "we have to move, the blue people are coming and we can't see them from here!" yes, i was in the middle of a field, being paranoid about an attack by zombies. serves me right for watching dawn of the dead earlier that night.
debbie almost laughed her arse off at me, but at least she agreed to move to the top of the hill. i felt much safer up there.

bitch has never let me forget it, though.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:35, 6 replies)

Another woman that likes zombie films.
Hooray!
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 20:33, closed)

fucking love them!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 20:41, closed)

Put it there sister.
*offers hand*
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 21:16, closed)

*shakes*

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 21:19, closed)

Yay
for zombie films
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:30, closed)

they're great, aren't they?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:25, closed)