Some people think love is a drug
It's not a drug, it's something made up to sell cards and shit.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:41, 1 reply)

Well, strictly speaking it's a biological imperative to aid procreation and the subsequent rearing of children.
*awaits abuse of the term "rearing children"*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:51, closed)

Yeah, your mum's a biological imperative to aid procreation and the subsequent rearing of children.
Err, no, wait... I think I might be doing this wrong...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:27, closed)

You know, me and a mate spar well together like this, and once down the pub had quite an audience of mates as we laid into each other.
I totally won the exchange - put him down precisely - I fancy surgically - to good laughter, and his response was, "Yeah, well ... er ... I FUCKED YOUR MUM!"

Which completely brought the house down.

To this day no one - including me - has any idea of what my original, brilliant put-down was.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:39, closed)

Hahaha!
An argument you can't win with a mum joke is an argument not worth having :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 20:24, closed)

No, no, you're good
Raise crops and rear children. It's wrong if you say raise kids (technically, and if you care about that sort of shit)
(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:28, closed)

Yeah, but "rearing" sounds a bit like
"enjoys bumming"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:30, closed)

Is it correct to rear goats?
Or other livestock?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 16:23, closed)