White Lightening strikes twice
I don’t do drinking any more and this story is not the reason why I stopped either. I used to be really proud about the amount I could drink, much more than my friends and I could hold it too. I put a lot of effort in to practicing, honing my art form. Wines and spirits were my tipple. Also having a very liberal (too cool for school) mother underage drinking was allowed in my house.

So as was usual my best friend would come and stay over at mine. I was showing off my talent to my friend we were both 16 and White Lightning (for merikins only - a kind of strong cheap cider) was on the menu. Eventually I got drunk, I vomited on my bed. That didn't put me off so I then got into bed then later that night then pissed the bed.

I am a woman now nearing 30, so as a 16 year old young lady I got up the following morning soaked in piss with the back of my head caked in vomit. I am thinking I will suggest as the theme of 2012 Pirelli calendar.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:18, 3 replies)

Shirley...
At home, underage drinking is only when you're under four years old or something (can't remember the exact law)...?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:32, closed)

Holy crap
That means I missed out on over 10 years of drinking. I knew my mother was a lier, but a cheat too!
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:44, closed)

Dirty girl .... in your bed
ewwwww
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:39, closed)