my cousin
tripping her tits off once with some of her friends. they were driving to a party, when suddenly, my cousin yells "STOP THE CAR!"
thinking that she was going to be sick, her friend slammed on the brakes. my cousin shot out of the car and over to a poor man who was sitting in the road. she sat with him for ten minutes, listening to the tale of how he'd been dumped by his girlfriend. after hugging him and telling him things would get better soon, she went back to the car.
"sharon(for that is her name), what the fuck was that about?" one of her mates enquired.
"i was comforting that poor bloke," she replied, "his bitch of a girlfriend has just kicked him out."
her friends looked at one another, before the bravest among them turned and said "um, sharon, that's not a man. it's a dog."
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:44, 5 replies)

Haha, awesome
and well written
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:16, closed)

thanks
i've got another story about her, i may post it later
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:26, closed)

.
haah
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:37, closed)

Hey, dogs have feelings too.
*clicked*
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:17, closed)

heheheh

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:13, closed)