I too am a nurse
I'm not sure why (possibly because I've got a face for radio) but during my training no patients or staff ever thought I was gay. I'm not unahppy about this you understand *adopts gruff, manly voice to be sure*. In one humerous instance, I was giving this old dude (must have been about 70 at the time) a bed bath on an orthopaedic ward and his little fella became, not so little. The HCA who was helping me at the time later said "Straight or not you gave a 70 year old guy a hard-on, you'd make a fortune down at the docks."
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:51, 3 replies)

Hahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:56, closed)

Arrgh you get me there every time my pretty salty sea dog
sniggers
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 13:05, closed)

Can't I
just tell you a story about a squirrel?
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 13:10, closed)