Not that I wish you'd been mugged....
but I wish you'd been mugged. The look of puzzlement fading into stunned and sickened horror on the perpetrator's face would certainly be worth a few bruises - especially as they'd be yours, rather than mine...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 13:09, 1 reply)

An old (86 yr) woman got mugged locally the other day,
on the seafront. The muggers got away with her small bag. She was walking the dog. You can guess what was in the bag? Yup. I'd like to have been a fly on the wall for that one. (That may not have been the best analogy to use).
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:32, closed)