Lucky Dad
In the 60's before seatbelts were fashionable, my dad was in a car crash and went through the windsreen and did himself a fair few injuries.

Having spent a few days and nights in hospital, the doctors couldnt understand why he spent most of the days asleep and would be constantly checking his medication.

Turns out it was because he and the nurse on the night-shift had got pretty friendly and she would spend a lot of her shift sitting on top of him!
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 23:18, Reply)