Childbirth.
When my wife was in labour she fulfilled the stereotype of a woman giving birth.
“Get this fucking thing out of me!!!” She screamed.
“It’s ok just keep pushing.” Said I.
“This is all your fault you bastard!” She says.
“No,” said I “It’s your fault. If you’d took it up the arse like I wanted you wouldn’t be here.”

I’m here most days.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:23, 3 replies)

Hahahahahaha
Baiting women giving birth FTW.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:24, closed)

Hope CHCB reads this.
I deserve some venom for that one.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27, closed)

We always take the blame for pregnancy even when they were begging for it!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:03, closed)