What can I tell you
It did. Artistic licence in language is employed, but this is genuine. I could tell you more details about the numerous times she cheated on me or the time I shut her out of my bedroom and went to sleep, unable to hear her as she beat her fists to a pulp on it, etc etc. Or I could supply you with a photo of the cock in question, complete with tear. But I won't.

You may be a cynical motherfucker for a reason, but I ain't lying.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:21, 1 reply)

This is the worst 'this really happened' justification since 'it was caight on CCTV, honest'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:23, closed)

You can think so if you like
It still happened.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:24, closed)

I believe you, kid
It happened to somebody who was with me, and I'm a 5-a-year bird myself.

The mixture of horror and pride was almost worth having sex with such a complete arsehole.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:00, closed)