Is there anything I could possibly do
to convince you this is true? If you don't like the way I wrote it, that's fair enough, but man... it's true, damnit. It hurt. I only bother lying in QOTW if it's for punnage purposes.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:29, 1 reply)

I suspect
you'll just have to accept that, true or false, Amorous Badger has called you a liar. You'll get over it, in time.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:00, closed)

Indeed
thin-skinned I am, in many places.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:02, closed)

You have to remember...
that claiming to have known the touch of a woman on this website is automatically a lie of the first order, and Amorous Badger will call you out on it. Unless she was ugly, it ended in disaster or there's vomit involved, it's just not true, because sex is only ever bad and infrequent. What this says about Badger and his ilk I do not care to speculate.

Although to be fair going 'it's true honest!' doesn't really help your case.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:46, closed)

I never once said
she was hot. Does that help?
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:33, closed)