One of my mates
Snapped his banjo string shagging a lesbian up the arse in a horse field.
He got his Mother to drive him to hospital.
He told the nurse he got it caught in his zip. She didn't believe him, laughed at him, then stuck it back together with blue glue.

Later, I told everyone in the pub. The weekend after, in a different pub in town, a mate and I were at the bar when we overheard a bloke telling his mate a story he'd heard about a guy who ripped his cock shagging a bird up the arse in a horse field.

This very much did happen. Every single part of it.
( Dervel OTBC, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:14, Reply)