Highs and lows of anesthesia
On waking up back in the ward I could hear some woman screaming and crying and generally being a noisy PITA.
There were 3 nurses looming over me as my eyes focussed in again.
I mumbled 'I wish she'd shut up"
Whereon one of the nurses patted me soothingly and said 'its you dear"
Whoa it was, as soon as I'd become lucid again I shut the feck up.

At the opposite end, when waking up after having several tooth extractions i couldnt stop laughing.
Apparently i started laughing before I even came out from under the gas, several other dentists and nurses from other rooms came to gawk at me. I laughed all the way to the recovery room while being held up by 2 dental nurses who found it hilarious.
And laughed for another 20-30 minutes, getting more hysterical every time the door opened and someone looked in with a big grin on their face.
Then I fell off the chair and threw up.

If only they could legally sell that stuff
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:28, Reply)