No.
Aspirin is poisonous to the avian community.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 12:05, 1 reply)

There was no indication that the parrot survived...
Maybe it's a suicidal parrot, or an emo parrot.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 12:52, closed)

Surely a suicidal parrot
Would prefer to just leap off Canary Wharf?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 12:54, closed)

Canary Wharf isn't in the jungle, and it would be able to fly.
I suggest rather that a suicidal parrot would instead tie weights to its legs and jump into the sea - perhaps off the coast of Borneo or similar.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 12:57, closed)

It seems highly unlikely that a suicidal parrot would be able to consume the entire aspirin content of the jungle before expiring.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 12:56, closed)

Isn't a crow just an Emo Parrot?

( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:46, closed)

SCIENCE.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:51, closed)