The guy sneaking off to the toilets on the chest/lung ward
sounds exactly like something my neighbour did when he was in hospital last year. He was admitted with some sort of infection and had been hacking his guts up for quite a while, yet couldn't understand why I called him a twat for smoking on the ward.
( Poppy The Platypus was abducted by an army of toast soldiers on, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)