Roger if you are reading this Sorry so very sorry
many years ago at a night club in corby called channel 2 my cousin roger was convinced that he had an admirer, now roger is not what you would call average looking he is in fact a chinless wonder of the first degree but also very clever when it comes to numbers.
Me and a couple of friends kept telling him that there was a stunning brunette who had come over to us and asked us about him and wanted to meet him, but every time Roger moved we would all say that she had just gone and he had missed her.
This lasted all night and he was getting more and more drunk and falling deeper in to the puddle of lies, we arranged for him to meet her the next weekend but unfortunately she couldn't make it at the last moment, and as you can guess this made him want to see her even more.
We even got so far as to write and send him a love letter with so much sincerity that he kept it for a couple of years believing that he would get to meet this fabled brunet.
We never told him and even to this day nearly 25 years on if we mention clubbing he still asks about her
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:40, 2 replies)

A love letter?
What did you do during the war, grandad?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:44, closed)

i suspect he sustained a brain injury.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:48, closed)