a long time ago i set fire to a friends hair
So there we are all sat in a friends VW GTi in a lay by near our local small traffic airport (Baginton in Coventry) tripping our bollocks off whilst watching some wierd green airport light flash on and off
whilst chatting complete and utter rubbish to each other.

I pull out my lighter and start sparking it behind my Gel filled friends head of hair.
He keeps getting pissy saying "don't fuck about" "guy's seriously now im watching the plane's" " enough... you're ruining this for me"

My mate next to me in the back of the car keeps egging me on "do it again do it again" and we are laughing like loons. Next minute the lighter sparks up and sets a small head fire going on my mates head.
My concerned accomplice immediately starts raining down blows on my mates head trying to extinguish the flames which were a wierd green colour as i remember it (may have been the drugs looking back).
" FUCK FUCK MAN WHATS WRONG WITH YOU TWO FOR FUCKS SAKE ? "

Everyone exits the car and a massive argument ensues whilst my mates head is slightly smoking and because of his seriousness he's making us laugh even more.
We then drive home in a car that stinks of burnt hair and the next day i have to try to apologise to my pal who has had to get his mrs to shave his hair number 1 style with some hair clippers.
(Cov Boy, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:26, 4 replies)

Sometimes I wonder if it might be nice to be incredibly thick.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:27, closed)

Where's Amorous Badger
when you need him?
( sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:25, closed)

At the gym.
www.b3ta.com/questions/messingwithheads/post1498778
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 17:24, closed)

Why was he
filled with gel?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:42, closed)

Rofflelol :D
( user_names_suck, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 14:30, closed)