Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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WINE & CHOCKY...I used to stop and buy a bottle of wine for my wife most nights. One night I also bought a bar of chocolate. I don't know why but when I gave both to my wife I said that the chocolate was free with the wine.
I kept doing this for another four days, then on the fifth day I asked her to buy the wine and 'don't forget the free chocolate'.
She went into the shop while I was peeping around the corner, she paid for the wine and then picked up a bar of chocolate and started to walk out... ooops! This prompted a fifteen minute argument ending with the shopkeeper threatening to call the Police and my wife leaving while shouting at him.
As soon as she saw me she just KNEW it was me! She swore at me all the way home but I couldn't keep the smile off my face for hours.
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Good work.I get a more perverse pleasure messing with my mrs head ,than other peoples.
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bane, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:09,
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Is she an alcoholic?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:38,
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On 1 bottle of wine a day?That's barely alcohol dependance, nevermind alcoholism.
And apparently I should know.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:33,
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Becauseyou're a wino?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:27,
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