Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Capital numbers5th year of school, one afternoon in registration, we're being asked to fill in a form of some sort
"Uh" says Gareth "It says fill in using block capitals...is there such a thing as capital numbers? Help, I've only been using normal numbers!"
"What!" Says Paul "Capital nu- errr, of course there is! God Gareth, don't you know anything?"
"Well what do they look like? I need to do a four..."
Paul and Jim proceed to do an off-the-cuff explanation of Capital Numbers ("No, make that top bit of the five flatter, that's it" "The four is like the four of channel four..." "A one has that little flick...")
"God, how did you not know that, Gareth!"
"I dunno! I'm not in the top set for maths like you lot!"
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Peapod Has returned to the fold on, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:30,
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