Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Terrible bullyingMy brother's school was blessed by a new student joining in year 9. His name was Sam Wong and as the teacher's explained he didn't speak much English and everyone was to help Sam settle in.
My brother and his friends befriended Sam and proceeded to spend the next few months using him for entertainment.
Classics include:
In the dinner queue Sam asks 'What food I should get?'
'Chips and bastard' say his friends
'Chips anna bastad' Sam tells the dinner lady
Sam is send to see his head of year.
Sam is placed in a bin and only allowed out when he can state the contents of the bin in English.
'What's in the bin Sam?'
'FUCKING RUBBISH... and a wasp'
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WormuIus, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:33,
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I fully intend to snigger at "FUCKING RUBBISH ... and a wasp" for the rest of the day.Thanks, Wormulus.
Thus.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:14,
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Me too.I've wasted an entire afternoon reading QOTW today. Hasn't been this funny in a long time.
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user_names_suck, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 15:24,
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So,you were bullying him, then?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:21,
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That comma is confusing me a bit.My brother and his friends bullied a boy called Sam Wong. I attended a different school to my brother and heard this through him.
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WormuIus, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:50,
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Post in haste, repent at leisure.It wasn't you doing the bullying, so I take it all back.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:41,
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