The road to Failure is paved with the best intentions
As university students of the mid 1990s, we were stereotypes, and as such everyone in the house smoked quite a lot of pot, and had a really zany, mad and wacky sense of humour.

One evening on returning home, I went to my room to find that one of the posters on my wall was upside down.

I corrected it, and went downstairs to enquire why.

"Oh yeah", came the reply, "We were going to move everything in your room by an inch each day, but we got bored and so just did that".

Fair enough, thought I but thought such Twits-style ingenuity would indeed be a superb prank to pull by anyone with enough time, boredom and effort on their hands.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:04, 8 replies)

I've been moving everything on the planet by an inch a day for the last twenty years.
Haha. Suckers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:44, closed)

omg lies on the internet lol

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:57, closed)

I can prove it.
Move six hundred feet to the West and tell me what you see.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:04, closed)

Is it Thorin?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:26, closed)

WhyIoughta!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:56, closed)

Your mum's huge arse, still.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:06, closed)

Are you my bum brother?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 8:50, closed)

Somneone in our block of houses had all his things removed from his room.
Then set up in exactly the same way on the grass outside.
He was so pissed he actually went to bed and had to be woken and persuaded to go inside.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:03, closed)