Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Silly wannabe hollyoakers....On a 2 carriage train from Peterborough to Leicester 4 girls with the UK's version of tracksuit bottom abercrombie and fitch for posh chavs got on the train... one girl came through and asked if she could come into our carriage. I replied that it was "the left handed carriage, for left handed people only" she promptly left to our bemusement, but we did here her explain to her friends "no, we can't go in that carriage because we're not left handed, it's the left handed carriage, only for p...." and she just trailed off.... I like to think her first name was Dawn, second Ofrealisation
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Travelling to London on the old slam-door stock,I was accompanied by the horrendous squawking of a group of Spice Girl wannabees, further up the carriage.
Oh, how I laughed at their miserable cries as the train stopped and they struggled (and failed) to figure out how to open the door.
For the benefit of our younger readers: the handles were on the outside.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:20,
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