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Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.

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streetwalking charity collectors / pests
One bouncy little PETA pest comes up to me with the line "Do you like animals ?"

my response: I look her meaningfully in the eye, pucker up my lips and say "Yesss, I like the tightnesss they bring..." then make a sex face and grunt.

I have never seen a person look more worried or recoil and run off quicker in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! pregnantfridge, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:43, 9 replies)
my reply is usually
"yes, they taste lovely"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:55, closed)
But only
the ones made of meat.
(username failed moderation, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:10, closed)
yeah, those plastic animals taste nasty

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:18, closed)
but
everything tastes great with chianti and fava beans..
(I helped save b3ta! pregnantfridge, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:18, closed)
bananas don't

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:00, closed)
but
have you tried it ?
(I helped save b3ta! pregnantfridge, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:16, closed)
There's an easier way to mess with PETA people's heads:
Stove them in with a brick.
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I like this,
very much indeed.
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The OP in this thread qualifies as messing with someone's head
The other comments are just insecure meat-eaters being tedious.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:08, closed)

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