Messing with people's heads
Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us
everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
streetwalking charity collectors / pests
One bouncy little PETA pest comes up to me with the line "Do you like animals ?"
my response: I look her meaningfully in the eye, pucker up my lips and say "Yesss, I like the tightnesss they bring..." then make a sex face and grunt.
I have never seen a person look more worried or recoil and run off quicker in my life.
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pregnantfridge, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:43,
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my reply is usually
"yes, they taste lovely"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:55,
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But only
the ones made of meat.
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username failed moderation, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:10,
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yeah, those plastic animals taste nasty
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:18,
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but
everything tastes great with chianti and fava beans..
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pregnantfridge, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:18,
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bananas don't
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:00,
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but
have you tried it ?
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pregnantfridge, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:16,
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There's an easier way to mess with PETA people's heads:
Stove them in with a brick.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:35,
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I like this,
very much indeed.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:58,
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The OP in this thread qualifies as messing with someone's head
The other comments are just insecure meat-eaters being tedious.
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IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:08,
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