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Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Sometimes
I'll call up a random cow from the phone book and try to sell it double grazing.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:25, 28 replies)
FFS.
*chuckles*
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:39, closed)
You shit.
You shitty big shit.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:40, closed)
Do I meet the grading criteria for 'cowpat'?

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:42, closed)
You're like a dog poo on top of a cowpat.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:06, closed)
That's got to get marks for presentation.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:08, closed)
I almost had a sale
but they were moooooooving.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:54, closed)
This has been up for over half an hour now...

And it's still making me giggle.

it 'cud' be a winner...unless one of the 'udder' posts can beat it.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:05, closed)
We're having a field day with this one.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:06, closed)
I don't understand people's beef with pun answers.
They're funnier than the usual bovine rehashes and dreary ruminations.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:09, closed)
People are concerned their reputation might be at steak.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:16, closed)
Oh hoof off.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:17, closed)
I'll not be cowed by the likes of you.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:19, closed)
Bull

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:27, closed)
Now now...

This was a nice harmless thread before you guys showed up to 'fillet' with your outrageous punnage!
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:30, closed)
Shut up you mincer.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:30, closed)
Ooh now I feel a right rump...

after such a roasting...
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:32, closed)
Stop it, all of you.
You're giving me the horn.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:37, closed)
Now you're just milking it.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:39, closed)
Like the prostate of an angry god.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:40, closed)
Is it me or is it fresian in here?
I might put on a jersey.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:42, closed)
I'm freezing my bullocks off.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:58, closed)
I suggest you calve them off.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:02, closed)
go on, I dairy you!

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:16, closed)
Don't heifer
post here again.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:22, closed)
After ruminating a while
I cud teat anything.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:39, closed)
It's
bovine intervention.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:34, closed)
Congratulations.
You've all unintentionally proven me completely wrong.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:28, closed)
Corny but I got no beef wi' dat.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:24, closed)

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