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Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Sometimes
I'll call up a random cow from the phone book and try to sell it double grazing.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:25, 28 replies)
FFS.
*chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:39, closed)
You shit.
You shitty big shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:40, closed)
Do I meet the grading criteria for 'cowpat'?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:42, closed)
You're like a dog poo on top of a cowpat.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:06, closed)
That's got to get marks for presentation.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:08, closed)
I almost had a sale
but they were moooooooving.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:54, closed)
This has been up for over half an hour now...

And it's still making me giggle.

it 'cud' be a winner...unless one of the 'udder' posts can beat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:05, closed)
We're having a field day with this one.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:06, closed)
I don't understand people's beef with pun answers.
They're funnier than the usual bovine rehashes and dreary ruminations.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:09, closed)
People are concerned their reputation might be at steak.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:16, closed)
Oh hoof off.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:17, closed)
I'll not be cowed by the likes of you.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:19, closed)
Bull

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:27, closed)
Now now...

This was a nice harmless thread before you guys showed up to 'fillet' with your outrageous punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:30, closed)
Shut up you mincer.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:30, closed)
Ooh now I feel a right rump...

after such a roasting...
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:32, closed)
Stop it, all of you.
You're giving me the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:37, closed)
Now you're just milking it.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:39, closed)
Like the prostate of an angry god.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:40, closed)
Is it me or is it fresian in here?
I might put on a jersey.
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:42, closed)
I'm freezing my bullocks off.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:58, closed)
I suggest you calve them off.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:02, closed)
go on, I dairy you!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:16, closed)
Don't heifer
post here again.
(username failed moderation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:22, closed)
After ruminating a while
I cud teat anything.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:39, closed)
It's
bovine intervention.
(username failed moderation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:34, closed)
Congratulations.
You've all unintentionally proven me completely wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:28, closed)
Corny but I got no beef wi' dat.

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:24, closed)

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